Thursday, June 5, 2008

Elections 2008

The average American has either lost or is in the process of losing his job.
The average American is spending huge amounts of money to commute.
The average American can't travel abroad because the value of the dollar has collapsed and everything is sooo expensive there.
The average American is feeling the pain of inflation, prices have gone up more than their income. (that is especially true, if they don't have a job anymore)
The average American has lost $100 000 of artifical home value and is now underwater on their home.
The average American has given back the keys of their leased Lexus, BMW, Infinity Q56, Nissan Armada and Hummer and is now considering the bus.
The average American can't pay for health care.

So, considering ALL of the above... the $64000 question is, who will they vote for?
a) They will vote for McCain, because it can't get any worse than this.
b) They will vote for McCain, because they are a foreclosure expert and he will make sure we will stay in a depression for his whole elected term.
c) They will vote for McCain, because they are ignorant and hence they don't care.
d) They will vote for McCain, because the occupation of Iraq is a good thing and McCain wants to send more troups there. The money that is spent over there would be squandered by the government anyway.
e) They will vote for McCain, because they are sadomasochists.
f) They will vote for McCain, because they have always voted for the Republican candidate, disregarding the capabilities or the IQ of the Republican candidate.
g) They will vote for Obama

That will be a very hard choice... like it was in 2004...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tja, not sure though that it would make a big difference if they vote McCain or Obama, the only thing that's effectively gonna 'change' is that this word will have less exposure in a couple of months...