When I wrote this article, and I listed number 2, I was just trying to be funny... I wasn't serious

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But now, the newly communist John McSame wants to use $300 billion to "put a floor under home prices", buying mortgages at the face value and letting gamblers (and their lender) enjoy the new lower market price. Obviously not understanding what contracts are, what the free market is, or that high home prices were and are the problem, not the solution.

Before you know it we have to wear our underwear on the outside and we have to speak Swedish...